You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
A Sleepwalker
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.”My husband,” she...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou