Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Shortest Book of the Month
Shortest Book of the Month:Ronald Reagan’s “Memories”
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...