Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
Graphics work too much
|You’ve been in graphics too long if…by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce...
Top reasons why it’s great to be Canadian
It beats being an American. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...