Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
Chain Letter Type lI
Chain Letter Type lI: Make a wish!!!(This is where you have to scroll down)Really,...
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today...
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...