Insect’s favorite game
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A mammoth!
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The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
Dinosaurs
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Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
Redneck wins lottery…
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Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
25 facts of life
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