Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...