Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Redneck Dating practice
You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet...
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
The Politically Correct Country Club
Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...