Turnaround is fair play!
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Carstianity
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Drummer problems
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No Arms Nor Legs
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Some things never change
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Yo mama is so old
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Osama Cave Memo
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What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
mouse’s favorite record?
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