Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
A little girl was out with her Grandmother…
A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple...
Drugs have a generic name.
Generic Drug Names:Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.So what’s the generic...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...