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Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
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Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Lines, and no Question Seems to be Too Basic...
Mexican Funeral
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Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
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Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
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A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
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Two young medical students were standing on a street corner observing people as they...
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