The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch…
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their...
George W – College Days
George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...