Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene…
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill...
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...