Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
As the end of the day drew near…
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Birth of a Candy Bar
Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of...
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...