Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
People with busy lives
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15...
You have to read the whole thing — Home Economics
You have to read the whole thing: The following is from a 1950′s Home...