3 Wishes
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Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Stupid Funny Quotes
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The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
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elephant sex
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Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Sexually active
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Job Interviews
We have all been through job interviews, and we have spent most of the...
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
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Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...