What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....
A crying shame!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...