yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Blondes and Buildings
2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING….. WOULDN’T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM...
Great truths about life.
Great truths about life:1. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...