It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Clinton Q -n A’s!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...