Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
Late For Work
Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in...
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Phrases Useful in the Workplace
1. Thank you – we’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...