Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim…
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
The boss tells some jokes
|The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff...
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...