Steal little things
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
A new national anthem?
Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...