Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
Name That Restaurant!
A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back...
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
This is so dumb – it’s funny!
There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty...