Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she…
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. “Daddy, what...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...