New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip”...
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...