Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
Super Orgasm When:
How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?Her husband wakes...
No Such Thing As Good Man
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women...
What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Drug Cure fer sure!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...