Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
A Blonde At A Bar
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head....
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...