A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Smart decision
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out...
Free haircuts
|A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...