On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm…
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm whenone day he walks out behind...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...