Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
Bear Hunting!
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
Redneck Morals
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...