Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
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Sex Like A Convenience Store
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A Wife’s Revenge
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
Whats the difference between pink and purple?
Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...