Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Air Force One crashes
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret...
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
Touring Washington
|A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...