Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them....
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him…
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...
Bible Talk!
A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house,...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...