Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
What is your IQ?
|Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
A Hot Day
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of...
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train…
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans...
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!