What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? – “Hey, little girl, you...
You could feed them a lot faster
|There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm,...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...