The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Cool REAL Signs!
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)”Best Place in Town to take a Leak”Sign over...
Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...
African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...
Sexercises
An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went...
About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport…
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in...