Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET On Woman
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What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...