A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
Blonde male
A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend’s wedding....
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Tuns of Puns! Part III
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from...