Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy…
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!