Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
Heaven or Hell?
There are three guys who are good friends. One is an American, oneis Polish,...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Gosh, what a pun!
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The...