The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Chocolate is better than sex!
20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!1. You can GET chocolate.2. “If you...
Steal little things
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Signs and notices 18
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
The fully fledged alaskan
There’s this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...