Sudanese government
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
make a glow worm happy
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
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Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Write your code in C
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Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
Last Lunch
Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20...