What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I...
Show him your cross
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...
A customer sent an order to a distributor…
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...