Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
25 Fun Pool Activities
1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won’t come down...
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night…
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and after a peaceful game...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
Well I wanna be a…
There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn’t find a way...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!