Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
|A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night,...
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
New scientific theories I
New scientific theories4th RunnerUp– The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation....
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.