Juan and Amal Classic
A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn’t afford...
Revenge of the Blondes!
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Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
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you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
That’s a real bargain
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What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.