Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
What and who am I?
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket...