The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
Heaven or Hell?
There are three guys who are good friends. One is an American, oneis Polish,...
A Daughter’s Letter Home
Dear Mom and Dad, It has now been three months since I left for...
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
BIG Trouble!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous....
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...