About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
Condom Slogans
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The preacher buys a parrot
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What is white and streaks across the sky?
What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Programming language acronyms
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Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!
A pool table?
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A great way to spend eternity
A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...