A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
Convince these students
|An Army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college...