Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech…1. She doesn’t need to talk to...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
Besides ,I Love You
Besides “I love you”, what three words does a wife want to hear most?”I’ll...
Polak Detective
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was...